Insert Pun About the Spice Girls
The Spice Girls are talking a reality show?
Please, please, please let this happen. I can not fathom how over-the-top and horrendously awesome that would be.
I was in high school during the Spice Girls heydey. They were ok. I knew their music in the same way that I unfortunately knew the words to that stupid Abercrombie Girls song. Once was “that’s catchy.” Five hundred times was “I’m going to stab myself with a dull pencil.”
Then Posh and Becks emerged in the British press. Since I read a lot of British gossip (media in the UK is a lot juicier than the US), I’ve followed the trajectory of Posh and Becks: US edition.
Admittedly, I have a slight obsession with Posh. Her style book is surprisingly very good. She has great advice in there for maintaing a classic style and suggests stores for every budget. Plus, how can you dislike a woman with 100 Hermes bags? She always surprises. You never know if you’ll see homeless Posh, orange Posh or classic and pretty Posh.
I cannot imagine the type of person who would audition to play her in a musical.
