In between the commercials for diamond necklaces and luxury cars, this came on CBS during How I Met Your Mother.

Good cause, but it makes you wonder what ideas were left on the drawing board. Guys, if you’re looking for the perfect gift for your significant other this holiday season, stick with the toaster or blender over the CBS suggestion.

I’m not heartless, and pap smears are important since cervical cancer is completely preventable. However, that’s just not a smart gift for your female loved one.